"I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show."

"I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it."

"I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport."

"I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable."

"We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list."

"I absolutely did date Victoria Beckham, yes."

"No one would talk much in society, if he knew how often he misunderstands others."

"I've learned through experience of playing different characters, some of whom were jerks, that when you play a character who is pretentious or obnoxious, in any way, it's important to knock them down a peg."