"Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one."

"Few businessmen are capable of being in politics, they don't understand the democratic process, they have neither the tolerance or the depth it takes. Democracy isn't a business."

"Thinking well to be wise: planning well, wiser: doing well wisest and best of all."

"The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying to make a living at doing what they most enjoy."

"I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish."

"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows."

"I want people to see me for who I am and not for how someone else is trying to promote me."

"If I shave, I don't have a chin anymore."