"A good face they say, is a letter of recommendation. O Nature, Nature, why art thou so dishonest, as ever to send men with these false recommendations into the World!"

"Thwackum was for doing justice and leaving mercy to heaven."

"Fashion is the science of appearance, and it inspires one with the desire to seem rather than to be."

"It is not death, but dying, which is terrible."

"I have those dreams that you can't put into words."

"Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers."

"There's no question 'Amazing Race' is a beautifully produced show."

"I distinguish, between nationalism and patriotism."