"An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match."

"California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange."

"The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand."

"An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission."

"Mike Watt and I had the same teacher. Mr. Tanaka."

"My dad was the manager at the 45,000-acre ranch, but he owned his own 1,200-acre ranch, and I owned four cattle that he gave to me when I graduated from grammar school, from the eighth grade. And those cows multiplied, and he kept track of them for years for me. And that was my herd."

"The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood."

"We have an obligation and a responsibility to be investing in our students and our schools. We must make sure that people who have the grades, the desire and the will, but not the money, can still get the best education possible."