"I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs."

"You know, it's really strange now with the Internet, with everyone having an unsolicited, anonymous opinion."

"I think it's a style of acting that you trust. You trust the instincts."

"I know there are people, if I go into a market or a city for the first time, there are people that are there that just want to see the famous person, or the guy from 'Dumb and Dumber' or whatever movie they liked. And that's fine, it gets them in the door, but then it's my job to give them something different."

"Friends have suggested that I am the least qualified person to talk about happiness, because I am often down, and sometimes profoundly depressed. But I think that's where my qualification comes from. Because to know happiness, it helps to know unhappiness."

"I don't think that sin and pursuing happiness are not necessarily the same thing."

"Richie and Eddie couldn't exist without each other. They're two halves of the same person."

"I'm ashamed to say this, but I watched every episode of 'Starsky and Hutch' as a kid. I loved that show, but now I think it's stupid - they'd have a car chase for no reason, then Paul Michael Glaser would shoot the car and it would blow up."