"Most single guys I know think fatherhood is terrifying."

"No one goes into standup to make money. The frustration and rejection are just too much."

"I was the youngest of six kids, so yeah, feeding myself was important, but it's not like I was obsessed with food growing up."

"All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it."

"It is capitalist America that produced the modern independent woman. Never in history have women had more freedom of choice in regard to dress, behavior, career, and sexual orientation."

"I learned one thing - never hate a positive option."

"Although Freud said happiness is composed of love and work, reality often forces us to choose love or work."

"Bravery is born the moment you decide your values outweigh your comforts. For where clarity resides, peace inevitably follows — an essential principle for the reflective life."