"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'"

"I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time."

"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."

"I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car."

"Saving the Internet requires a greater sense of shared ownership and fewer bystanders accepting whatever today's Internet has to offer."

"You can find lots of people like you through technology, and women in particular like communities."

"Navigation in space is hard. On Earth there are references to go by, things to look at, roads to follow. The problem is worse in orbit since we're going so fast - a small error gets worse quickly at 8 km/sec. We navigate using reference to the Earth and the stars, have a computer onboard that tracks our speed and direction, and constantly updates."

"The Internet has exceeded our collective expectations as a revolutionary spring of information, news, and ideas. It is essential that we keep that spring flowing. We must not thwart the Internet's availability by taxing access to it."