"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."

"Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos."

"You want a hero in the music world? James Brown. He brought a feeling to music without really using words. He's just famous for his sound."

"I have a weird vision of relationships because my parents have known each other since second grade, and they got married right out of college."

"The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct."

"There are no easy answers' but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right."

"To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it Whenever you're right, shut up."