"The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person."

"My publicist told me not to talk about politics but, yes, I think we have a president who stole the election."

"You watch a hockey game, and the hand-eye coordination and the speed is really miraculous how those guys track the puck alone, just following it with their eyes."

"I get very nervous around famous people and I get nervous around beautiful women."

"My experience as a school nurse taught me that we need to make a concerted effort, all of us, to increase physical fitness activity among our children and to encourage all Americans to adopt a healthier diet that includes fruits and vegetables, but there is more."

"Life isn't meant to be easy. It's hard to take being on the top - or on the bottom. I guess I'm something of a fatalist. You have to have a sense of history, I think, to survive some of these things... Life is one crisis after another."

"The more you make fun of yourself and don't try to go for any kind of respect, the more people seem to respect you."

"Every library should try to be complete on something, if it were only the history of pinheads."