"We just want to be remembered before something is set in stone."

"I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days."

"Let us be honest with each other. The threat to marriage is not the gays. It is a lack of loving commitment - whether it is found in the form of neglect, indifference, cruelty or adultery, to name just a few manifestations of the loveless desert in which too many marriages come to grief."

"On TV, you have wardrobe fittings, you have four cameras on you at all times, and you're worried about your angles and your lighting and your shots."

"My diet is always terrible, unfortunately. I don't know moderation."

"I'm scared of scary movies."