"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on."

"Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time."

"Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Welding's a mystery to me now. You can't go back, your life changes every day."

"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."

"I do not want to speak about overpopulation or birth control, but I think education is the way to give new impetus to the poverty question."

"All due respect and trying to be as modest as I can be, I am a dancer. But I don't think I would be on 'Dancing with the Stars,' mainly because I would be too shy."

"Success is peace of mind, which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you made the effort to become the best of which you are capable."

"I guess I'm a very keen observer, and I'd like to think I have a good imagination."