"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."

"I think the rules are going to have to change for me to ever run for public office. My checkered past will always keep me out of politics."

"I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off."

"I would say, 'I'm alone, but I'm not lonely.' But I was just kidding myself."

"True faith is belief in the reality of absolute values."

"Quakers almost as good as colored. They call themselves friends and you can trust them every time."

"The Christian must trust in a withdrawing God."

"I've got some incredible fans actually - so loyal and they make me birthday cards and Christmas cards. I got this package of poems and artwork based around the songs. They've got this thing called 'Floetry' where they all have to put in artwork. They've set up their own competitions and stuff which is kind of amazing."