"Even as a kid, if I would come across something cool in the record store, that would be how I found out about bands. It's kind of the same way these days. In a way even less because there are no record stores to go to anymore."

"Perhaps the fact that we have seen millions voting themselves into complete dependence on a tyrant has made our generation understand that to choose one's government is not necessarily to secure freedom."

"What I know about poker, you can fit into a thimble with room left over, but I'm learning."

"People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything."

"So now, cut to ten years later, and I'm making this amazing contract with Pantene. It's incredible."