"It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside."

"You loan your friend money. You see them again, they don't say nothin' 'bout the money. 'Hi, how ya doin'? How's ya mama doing?' Man, how's my money doin'?"

"I think all the knowledge and all the travels that I've done, I'm going to do a lot of great work in the future."

"I never doubted my ability, but when you hear all your life you're inferior, it makes you wonder if the other guys have something you've never seen before. If they do, I'm still looking for it."

"I don't want to express my opinion about actual politics, because if I do, I have to be responsible for my decision."

"Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever."

"Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day."