"Men don't know much about women. We do know when they're happy. We know when they're crying, and we know when they're pissed off. We just don't know in what order these are gonna come at us."

"Being funny, it turns out, is like being a bank. It's a confidence trick. As long as everyone believes in you, you are fine."

"Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car."

"We all know that Americans love their statistics - in sport, obviously. And in finance too."

"I was planning to go into architecture. But when I arrived, architecture was filled up. Acting was right next to it, so I signed up for acting instead."

"Don't let people disrespect you. My mom says don't open the door to the devil. Surround yourself with positive people."

"What power can poverty have over a home where loving hearts are beating with a consciousness of untold riches of the head and heart?"

"When I think about the songs I might record, I ask myself, 'Can I picture anybody I know back home sitting in their truck cranking this up?'"