"Besides, my usefulness here is destroyed because all of my friends think me a man of unsound mind."

"My death will be caused by morphine, which I have deliberately taken with suicidal intent."

"Over the past several years, all of us as Canadians, and as members of the North American cultural and economic environment, have been to a greater or lesser extent party to a significant attitudinal change towards our culture."

"We have witnessed the terrible increases in the incidence of alcoholism, the advent of drug dependency, the protests, marches, strikes and human alienation."

"It turns out that understanding the British public is not rocket science. The British appreciate honesty and they also have a bonkers, off-the-wall sense of humour like me."

"I do appreciate a woman who has a passion for sports and knows their stuff."

"Fame and stuff like that is all very cool, but at the end of the day, we're all human beings. Although what I do is incredibly surreal and fun and amazing and I'm really grateful for it, I don't believe my own press release, do you know what I mean?"

"I may be as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best."