"People go to car races to watch the crashes."

"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."

"A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart."

"It's just an unhealthy way to approach something, trying to outdo your last thing. You've gotta trust evolution, you've gotta trust that the bar is moving, that you don't need to force the bar. It'll just happen."

"The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up."

"But what I was going to say was, I just figured I'm going to go boldly in the direction of my dreams, say it as Thoreau would say, and just see where it takes me."

"It is literally the case that learning languages makes you smarter. The neural networks in the brain strengthen as a result of language learning."

"I was hesitant to go around and shake hands, just go up and stick my hand out to strangers. Then I learned to stick my hand out."