"The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now."

"Did you ever see the customers in health - food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half - dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific."

"Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework."

"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."

"The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year."

"One killer exercise that's really great is pull-ups with your legs out level. That's my favourite. It's such functional core strength, and that's why I can climb up trees and down vines."

"It won't take 40 years for opposition to same-sex marriage to dissipate."

"Every neurosis is a primitive form of legal proceeding in which the accused carries on the prosecution, imposes judgment and executes the sentence: all to the end that someone else should not perform the same process."