"In matters of commerce the fault of the Dutch Is offering too little and asking too much. The French are with equal advantage content, So we clap on Dutch bottoms just twenty per cent."

"A steady patriot of the world alone, The friend of every country but his own."

"Indecision and delays are the parents of failure."

"But of all plagues, good Heaven, thy wrath can send, Save me, oh, save me, from the candid friend!"

"The fame thing is interesting because I never wanted to be famous, and I never dreamt I would be famous."

"Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use."

"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."

"I had to jump out of a plane! The shoot was for an editorial for a magazine; and it called for skydiving."