"A man is known by the silence he keeps."

"The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet."

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often."

"Only the young die good."

"When I was four, I just wanted to drive, I collected toy cars. Where does that sort of thing come from? In hindsight you go, 'Oh, liked it because of this.' Maybe it's just the wheel."

"Man is by nature competitive, combative, ambitious, jealous, envious, and vengeful."

"We accelerated our capital spending in the fourth quarter, particularly in international and next-generation network deployment, which should not only sustain future revenue growth but also drive significant cost reductions across all communications services."

"May the same Almighty Goodness banish the accursed monster, war, from all lands, with her hated associates, rapine and insatiable ambition!"