"Wal-Mart doesn't really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make."

"The truth is that our way of celebrating the Christmas season does spring from myriad cultures and sources, from St. Nicholas to Coca-Cola advertising campaigns."

"Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day."

"I don't decide to represent anything except myself. But that self is full of collective memory."

"The strongest principle of growth lies in the human choice."

"I have had many occasions this year where I questioned and second-guessed my decision in a game, but it comes down to learning from mistakes and being accountable for what you did right or did wrong."

"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."