Quotes by O. Henry

"There is one day that is ours. Thanksgiving Day is the one day that is purely American."

"Life is made up of sobs, sniffles, and smiles, with sniffles predominating."

"If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry."

"If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry."

"Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark."

"Well, little old Noisyville-on-the-Subway is good enough for me."

"Love and business and family and religion and art and patriotism are nothing but shadows of words when a man's starving!"

"The true adventurer goes forth aimless and uncalculating to meet and greet unknown fate."