Quotes by Mike Epps

"I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding."

"I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists."

"You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right."

"I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me."

"I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man."