Quotes by Bill Hader

"At the beginning of each week at 'Saturday Night Live,' we have a full cast meeting where Lorne Michaels introduces the upcoming host."

"'Superbad' was such a personal movie."

"Seth Meyers and I wrote a 'Spider-Man' comic."

"I have a lot of incomplete short films and incomplete scripts out there."

"Turns out typecasting is a real thing."

"As far as post-'SNL' career, whatever kind of comes my way that looks interesting, I'll do it, you know?"

"I work a lot, and it's kind of like, you meet people, and you just click. It's not like I'm looking at something and thinking: ''South Park' - how do I get on that?' I just became friends with those guys first. They're nice guys."

"I remember I could do - I did Bart Simpson once on the bus. I did, like, a really good Bart Simpson voice on the bus, obviously before I hit puberty. And everybody went, 'Whoa, that sounds just like Bart Simpson.'"

"I remember seeing 'Spinal Tap' at a young age and being like, 'That's how you perform comedy.'"

"Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody."

"You learn quickly at 'SNL' you get in trouble if you compare yourself to other people, where they're at, or what other people had done before you."

"I was never that good on stage with live improv. I was much better on film or writing something and then thinking about it. I was too in my head when I was on stage."

"'SNL' is really hard to do when you're single and living alone. And then it's pretty tough when you're married, because you don't see your spouse."

"Fred Armisen does a pretty good me."

"I started 'SNL,' and I became the one who did impressions. I did that, but then I wanted to get an original character on, and that took a long time to get one on that stuck. And then I got Vinny Vedecci on - 'Oh great' - and then it took a couple more seasons to get Greg the Alien on. You have to have some patience."

"When I got to 'Saturday Night Live,' it was a lot like going from pre-school to Harvard, and it took a long time to figure stuff out."

"I really enjoyed playing Vinny Vedecci, the Italian talk show host. He was the first character I ever came up with where I gave him a name and a way of dressing."

"Oddly enough, I have really bad stage fright - getting up in front of people. And I made a living going on live television."

"I'm never going to say, 'Well, I'm never going to do comedy again.' I love comedies, and it's what people know me for, so I love doing it... I don't really think about it in terms of 'Well, I should do this because it's comedy or drama.'"

"I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in the corner drinking coffee and talking to Akiva Schaffer about what aspect ratio he was going to shoot 'Hot Rod' in. Like, that's what we talk about."

"When it comes to comedy, it might be interesting to know why an airplane works, but really? Maybe it's better not to know why certain things work. Just fly the thing, and if nothing falls apart, you'll be fine."

"I just did this movie with Kristin Wiig called 'The Skeleton Twins.' That's a straight drama. We play estranged twins, and I end up moving in with her and her husband, played by Luke Wilson. But it's a drama, and the Duplass Brothers produced it and this great guy, Craig Johnson, directed it. And that was great, you know?"

"Everything is so tech now; everyone is so connected that way."

"A person being patient with an insane person is my favorite thing in the world."

"My first real job, I sold Christmas trees when I was twelve for extra money. I did that until I was fifteen. Then I bagged groceries, and I worked at the first Borders ever in Tulsa, Oklahoma."